maglaro tayo. GAME.

RULES:
- Put your music player on shuffle.
- Press forward for each question.
- Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.

START:

How are you feeling today?
lullaby - the cure
("dahil sa wala ka namang anak o pamangkin na pwedeng kantahan ng oyayi, itulog mo na lang daw yang mga ka-kyeme-han mo.")

Will you get far in life?
awful - hole
("matulog ka na nga lang..")

How do your friends see you?
weak and powerless - a perfect circle
("ouch.")

Will you get married?
popular - nada surf
("anu yan, PISBOL?! umaarte ka pa kasi diyan na para bang naniniwala ka sa kasal.")

What is your best friend’s theme song?
i wanna be sedated - the ramones
("hinihintay ko pa rin ang bilot-bilot sessions sa chateau de dulong malabon. wag lang sanang i-suplong ni kabo panatiko.")

What is the story of your life?
weird fishes/arpeggi - radiohead
("everybody leaves/ if they get the chance/ and this is my chance..")

What was high school like?
yellow - coldplay
("monopolyado ng mga intsik ang holy.")

How can you get ahead in life?
oi to the world - no doubt
("daanin sa gulat ang buhay.")

What is the best thing about your friends?
how soon is now? - the smiths
("we are charmed.")

What is today going to be like?
the weather report - cynthia alexander
("i-double check muna kay kuya kim.")

What is in store for the weekend?
love is a losing game - amy winehouse
("sabi ko naman sayo e. para lang sa mga naka-skinny jeans ang pag-ibig. rampa ka na lang sa istarsmarts.")

What song describes you?
schism - tool
("SCHISM (noun) - a split or separation, typically caused by a tension resulting in a lack of agreement among people, groups, or things. o ayan, nagsalita na ang diksyunaryo.")

To describe your grandparents?
fallen on deaf ears - urbandub
("medyo wala kang galang, dyaskeng bata ka.")

How is your life going?
i'll be here awhile - 311
("BUHAY: dito lang ako sa gedli, dang. saka mo na lang ako balikan pag trip mo na.")

What song will they play at your funeral?
love song for a vampire - annie lennox
("PWEDE! hintayin mo lang, anne rice.")

How does the world see you?
joga - bjork
("..this state of emergency, how beautiful to be.")

Will you have a happy life?
is this it - the strokes
("choosy ka pa, friend?")

What do your friends really think of you?
hairpin - sandwich
("..na-na-na-na-na-na-necessary.")

Do people secretly lust after you?
know your enemy - rage against the machine
("anu ba yan. wala ka na ngang 'love', mapupurnada pa ang 'lust'. magsaksak ka na lang kaya?")

How can I make myself happy?
ironic - alanis morissette
("AKO + KALIGAYAHAN = MOCKERY.")

What should you do with your life?
generator - foo fighters
("gamitan portion na naman ba ito? ayoko nga. mahal na ang gasolina ngayon no.")

Will you ever have children?
ana's song (open fire) - silverchair
("tara na dito, daniel johns! BILIS!")

How do you picture yourself 5 years from now?
time consumer - coheed and cambria
("at least, na-immortalize ako sa comic book.")

What is best to describe your special someone?
teenager - deftones
("di kaya kay blushes dapat ito? GO HAPPY MEALS!")

What is in store for you in this world?
not an addict - k's choice
("i'm in heaven/ i'm a god/ i'm everywhere/ i feel so hot..")

What would your life be 10 years from now?
waiting in vain - bob marley & the wailers
("buti na lang patay ka na, bob. kung hindi, kinalbo na kitang rasta ka. PESTE.")

Will you be successful?
tikman - eraserheads
("tamis.")

How was your childhood?
life in mono - mono
("teka. 'MONO' ba yung maghapong umaakyat sa puno, nakikipag-laro ng moro-moro sa mga bulugan, at laging pinipingot ng ina dahil bukod sa gabi na kung umuwi ay amoy-araw pa? i don't think so.")

What song best describes your mood right now?
irreplaceable - beyonce
("may angas din e.")

How was it answering this survey?
loser - beck
("sinabi mo pa, beck. isang malaking KOREK. it rhymes!")